ONCE UPON A TIME, SNEAKY THE CLOWN SAT DOWN WITH HIS BADCLOWN DEGENERATES AND DISCUSSED THE NEED FOR AN UNOFFICIAL MODE OF TRANSPORTATION WHEN CLOWNIVANTING THE TOWN.
THINKING ECONOMICALLY (MEANING ALMOST FREE) THE CLOWNS CAME UP WITH A 1980'S MODEL TOYOTA COROLLA FROM THE LOCAL CLOWN YARD. THEN ADD VARIOUS FLAMBOYANT PAINT, SOME MUCH CONTESTED MANUAL LABOR, AND ONE BADCLOWN CHERRY ON TOP, AND THE CLOWN CAR TOOK TO THE STREETS. GRANTED THE BADCLOWN VEHICLE WAS ALWAYS A WORK IN PROGRESS, UNFORTUNATELY IT EVENTUALLY RAN ITS COURSE (MEANING INTO THE GROUND). SNEAKY WAS NEVER ABLE TO ADD THAT REFRIGERATED BAR, BUT DID STORE AMPLE PAIRS OF STOLEN, USED GIRL'S PANTIES FROM THE LOCAL HIGH SCHOOL. WE CERTAINLY MISS THE GREAT TIMES WE HAD HONKIN' AROUND TOWN!
CHADWICK GETTING READY FOR THE WINDBLOWN LOOK!
CLICK BELOW TO SEE THE BADCLOWN CAR BACK IN ITS GLORY DAYS
CLICK BELOW TO SEE THE BADCLOWN CAR BACK IN ITS GLORY DAYS