Forget the little black book, we'll take The Black Box!
Mr. Now Now in the mind warp!
Time for a breather!
There's a clown under that wall!
STARTING THE REVOLUTIONARY TREND OF THE PIECED-TOGETHER, INDIVIDUALLY THEMED TRAILER HAUNT, THE MOLLNER CLAN OF LAS VEGAS BEGIN THEIR ANNUAL NO-TENT, NO BUILDING ATTRACTIONS BACK IN THE LATE NINETIES. BADCLOWN PROPRIETOR SNEAKY THE CLOWN STUMBLED UPON THE SCENE MAKING AN ERRONEOUS TRIP TO WHAT HE THOUGHT WAS AN OUTHOUSE BEHIND THE OLD DUNES HOTEL. TOO TIPSY TO FIGHT IT, THE BLACK BOX PUT THE DRUNK CLOWN TO WORK IMMEDIATELY BEFORE HE EVER HAD TIME TO SOBER UP.