WILL SCARY CLOWN & BADCLOWN REUNITE?

OH WHERE OH WHERE HAS OUR SCARY CLOWN GONE, OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN HE BE? WITH THE ANNUAL HALLOWEEN HAUNTED HOUSE INVASIONS JUST AROUND THE CORNER, BADCLOWN IS STILL UNSURE OF THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE SCARY CLOWN. AS SOME OF OUR FAITHFUL KNOW, SCARY CLOWN HAD A RUN IN WITH THE LAW LAST OCTOBER AFTER A HAUNTING EVENT IN THE TORRANCE AREA OF CALIFORNIA. BEING THE EVER UNPREDICTABLE CLOWN THAT HE IS, SCARY CLOWN UNWISELY DECIDED TO FAIL REPORTING TO HIS PAROLE OFFICER AND HAS BEEN EVADING AUTHORITIES TO DATE. HE HAS MADE PERIODIC CONTACT WITH CREEPYCLOWN AND YOURS TRULY, (BADCLOWN FRIEND) MIKIE, BUT HE HAS CERTAINLY REMAINED EVASIVE AND ALOOF! IT IS BELIEVED SCARY HAD BEEN STAYING WITH HIS AUNTIE IN THE MIDWESTERN PART OF THE U.S. (SPECIFIC STATE NOT REVEALED FOR HIS PROTECTION). SNEAKY THE CLOWN MAY BE THE BADCLOWN LEADER, BUT HIS GRIP ON THIS RUNAWAY CLOWN IS SLIPPING!

THE REAL QUESTION FOR THE SCARY CLOWN IS NOW NOT WHETHER HE WANTS TO RETURN, BUT IF HE CAN RETURN! I BELIEVE SCARY IS NOT AWARE THAT HIS TIME OF INCARCERATION WOULD BE RELATIVELY MINIMAL. UNFORTUNATELY, NO COMMUNICATION HAS BEEN MADE WITH HIM IN THE LAST THIRTY DAYS! SOMETIMES HE GOES BY THE NAMES RANDEL OR HOG, SCARY HAS BEEN KNOWN TO FREQUENT HOMELESS SHELTERS, AND DOES FEEL AT EASE IN EVALUATION WARDS, WHERE PROPER MEDICATION MAY SOOTHE HIS 

IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION RELATING TO THE WHEREABOUTS OF THE SCARY CLOWN, PLEASE CONTACT BADCLOWN, EITHER BY EMAIL Sneakytheclown@aol.com 

THE LATEST PHOTO OF SCARY. HE LOOKS A LITTLE PLUMPER BUT UNFORTUNATELY IS NEVER THE WISER! (PROVIDED BY MIKE S.)

HAPPIER BADCLOWN DAYS...SCARY, LANKY, AND SNEAKY AT THE WORLD REKNOWN SPOOKYHOUSE HAUNTED THEME PARK IN 2004! (PROVIDED BY CREEPYCLOWN)

UNEASINESS. IF YOU DO SEE THIS CLOWN, I SUGGEST THAT YOU APPROACH WITH CAUTION, AS HE IS QUICK TO TEMPER, AND IS AS FEISTY AS A DRUNKIN' SAILOR! I HAVE KNOWN HOG FOR MANY YEARS AND AM HOPING THAT HE IS WHERE HE CAN RECEIVE SOME ASSISTANCE! SCARY IF YOU READ THIS, YOU ARE A VITAL MEMBER TO THE BADCLOWN TEAM AND WE MISS YOU!      (ARTICLE BY MIKE S.)  

COME ON BACK SCARY AND WE'LL ALL GO FOR A RIDE IN A HEARSE, JUST LIKE WE DID AT THE SPOOKYHOUSE LAST YEAR! (PROVIDED BY BADCLOWN)

BADCLOWN...ONE BITE FOR ALL!

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