BADCLOWN APPROVED!

GATED CLOWNMUNITY!

VITAL STATS

HGT: 6' 8"

WGT: VERY THIN

EYES: BLACKENED

HAIR: VARIES WITH HIS MOOD

TEETH: DOESN'T SMILE

DEMEANOR: LANKY, SLOW MOVEMENTS. QUICK EYE AND HEAD MOVEMENTS. WILL USE HIS CANE

LANKY THE CLOWN

THERE'S A CLOWN UPON L.A.

DIDN'T THINK SO!

YOU GONNA COME DOWN HERE AND SAY THAT ASSWIPE?

YOU WANT IN WHERE?!

DON'T EXPECT THIS CLOWN TO BE FAIRE!

LANKY THE CLOWN CAN NOW BE SEEN AT HAUNTED ATTRACTIONS IN BOTH LOS ANGELES AND PHILADELPHIA

LANKY THE CLOWN JOINED THE BADCLOWN FAMILY FROM THE DEEPEST, DARKEST RECESSES ALONG THE EAST COAST. BORN IN PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA, HE DID MANY LITTLE SIDE GIGS HERE AND THERE IN THE HEART OF PHILLY'S CLOWN UNDERWORLD. THERE HE HOOKED UP WITH A MAN KNOWN AS PETE MCGARE OF "PHILLY PETES HAUNTED HOUSE" AND BEGAN WORKING AT HIS ATTRACTION. WHILE DOING THAT FOR A FEW YEARS HE EVENTUALLY MET UP WITH CREEPY CLOWN AND HEADED BACK WITH HIM TO LOS ANGELES TO MEET SNEAKY & BECOME A PART OF THE NOTORIOUS BADCLOWN FAMILY.

YOU WANT OUT THRU HERE? TRY ME!

DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT!

YOU DON'T FLOOR ME!