You want it where?
There's a clown upon L.A.
Want to try and get through them?!
Don't even think about it.
Gated Clownmunity.
Sutton Correctional Facility.
Sneaky said he'd meet me here... and treat..??
You gonna come down here and say that?
I don't want to get hit by that cane... do you?
LANKY THE CLOWN JOINED THE BADCLOWN FAMILY FROM THE DEEPEST, DARKEST RECESSES ALONG THE EAST COAST. BORN IN PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HE DID SIDE GIGS HERE AND THERE IN THE HEART OF PHILLY'S CLOWN UNDERWORLD. THERE HE HOOKED UP WITH PETE MCGARE OF "PHILLY PETE'S HAUNTED HOUSE" AND BEGAN WORKING AT HIS ATTRACTION. AFTER A FEW YEARS HE MET UP WITH CREEPY CLOWN AND MADE THE TRIP TO LOS ANGELES TO BECOME A PART OF THE BADCLOWN FAMILY. IN 2017 LANKY HUNG UP HIS CLOWN SHOES AND RETIRED FROM HIS SCARING DUTIES. HE RESIDES, ONCE AGAIN, IN PHILADELPHIA.
LANKY THE CLOWN JOINED THE BADCLOWN FAMILY FROM THE DEEPEST, DARKEST RECESSES ALONG THE EAST COAST. BORN IN PHILADELPHIA, PENNSYLVANIA HE DID SIDE GIGS HERE AND THERE IN THE HEART OF PHILLY'S CLOWN UNDERWORLD. THERE HE HOOKED UP WITH PETE MCGARE OF "PHILLY PETE'S HAUNTED HOUSE" AND BEGAN WORKING AT HIS ATTRACTION. AFTER A FEW YEARS HE MET UP WITH CREEPY CLOWN AND MADE THE TRIP TO LOS ANGELES TO BECOME A PART OF THE BADCLOWN FAMILY. IN 2017 LANKY HUNG UP HIS CLOWN SHOES AND RETIRED FROM HIS SCARING DUTIES. HE RESIDES, ONCE AGAIN, IN PHILADELPHIA.
BADCLOWN TENURE: 2004-2017
TRIVIA: FIRST WORKED AT SPOOKYHOUSE IN 2004 IN WOODLAND HILLS, CA.

WORKED FANTOM FRIGHT FROM 2005-2011.

WORKED FRIGHT FACTORY IN PHILADELPHIA FROM 2010-2017.

RETIRED IN 2017.