CREEPY CLOWN PUTS THE CREEP IN CREEPY. LONG, LEAN, WITH A SET OF CHOMPERS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY'D TEAR THRU ALUMINUM. CAREFUL, OR CREEPY MIGHT LULL YOU INTO A EUPHORIC STATE. HE SEEMS TIMID ENOUGH, BUT DON'T LET HIS SLOW STARE HAVE YOU FOOLED. YOU'LL WIND UP ON THE SHORT END TRYING TO EVADE HIS CRANE-LIKE SCAMPER!
VITAL STATS
HGT: 6' 6"
WGT: 174 LBS.
EYES: YELLOW & ORANGE
HAIR: BRIGHT RED WITH BALDING TOP
TEETH: LONG & YELLOW
DEMEANOR: CREEPY STARES
CREEPY SAYS COME ON IN...
THE CREEPY CLOWN STARE DOWN
OKAY MAYBE A LITTLE TOO CLOSE!
Look for Creepy Clown at various Southern California haunted attractions!
NOTHING ELSE NEEDS TO BE SAID!
TONIGHT, HE STANDS ALONE!