SNEAKY THE CLOWN

THE ADVENTURES OF

AUDITION

WE'VE INVITED

 ALL OF YOU HERE TODAY, BECAUSE WE ARE LOOKING FOR A CLOWN TO REPLACE THE LATE MESMO. AS YOU MAY HAVE HEARD, HE SLIPPED AND FELL ON A TIGER NURSING HER

 CUBS!

WE DEMAND 110 PERCENT FROM OUR CIRCUS STARS! IT IS A POSITION OF HONOR, PRESTIGE, CELEBRITY, A TIME FOR FANFARE. A GLORIOUS RETURN TO THE CIRCUS ATMOSPHERE!

THIS IS A ONCE IN A LIFETIME

 CHANCE FOR ONE OF YOU, BUT THAT COMES WITH LONG WORKING DAYS, THE ENDLESS HOURS OF PRACTICE, THE DUTIES AND RESPONSIBILITIES, GOING ABOVE AND BEYOND WHAT'S EXPECTED!

I KNOW

 I WOULD HAVE GOT THAT JOB, AND GEE IT SOUNDED LIKE A BUNCH OF FUN, BUT IT'S JUST THAT THOSE OTHER GUYS SEEMED TO REALLY HAVE THEIR HEARTS SET ON IT!

I KNOW

 I WOULD HAVE GOT THAT JOB, AND GEE IT SOUNDED LIKE A BUNCH OF FUN, BUT IT'S JUST THAT THOSE OTHER GUYS SEEMED TO REALLY HAVE THEIR HEARTS SET ON IT!

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